New York Dietmare

Some folks are shrieking and others howl as the transit system in NYC has come to a halt. Don't be fooled by what you read! This supposed strike has been engineered by the heart doctors to encourage weight loss and more exercise.

Intelligence Conspiracy

There is a distrubing conspiracy happening even as we speak in many cities across the nation. Some disturbed individuals are trying to perpetuate the horror that there is intelligence in this universe (and beyond). Fortunately, some judges are onto this mass scale conspiracy and are putting a stop to it!

Mainstream media pissed off...

By the positive propaganda promulgated by the United States in Iraq. "It is our soul job to distort the reality of conflict in Iraq" said a spokesman for Mainstream Media on December 19, who further noted that "The United States government is inexperienced in the art of media manipulation. They should have first consulted the skilled professionals of the MSM to assist them."

The President was unavailable for comment. The Whitehouse spokesman said that the President was simultaneously monitoring all 250 million phone conversations in the United States.

Christmas

Plans are already under way for some kind of Christmas Conspiracy 2006. This is not to be confused with another Christmas Conspiracy.

Devil's Sign

Is your loved one flashing you a devil sign or "I Love you"? You may think they are expressing endearment when they are really planning to sacrifice you for dinner. Find out how to tell the difference at Conspiracy World!

Media's Katrina Coverage

In an unreleased report released yesterday, the mainstream media has done it again. As it turns out, the devastation of Katrina was greatly exagerated. In reality the only storm was the media blitz for the summer storm. The report indicates that maximum sustained winds of 40 mph winds were in fact the hot air from Anderson Cooper's mouth.