Mainstream media pissed off...

By the positive propaganda promulgated by the United States in Iraq. "It is our soul job to distort the reality of conflict in Iraq" said a spokesman for Mainstream Media on December 19, who further noted that "The United States government is inexperienced in the art of media manipulation. They should have first consulted the skilled professionals of the MSM to assist them."

The President was unavailable for comment. The Whitehouse spokesman said that the President was simultaneously monitoring all 250 million phone conversations in the United States.